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'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Poetry debate

Musical Fight

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

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(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

Umbrella fight.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Chef's duel.

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

Department Battles

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Boxer

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

'Don't make me come down there.'

'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'

'Fine, thank you. And how are you?'