Nerdy Brawler Gifts

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Poetry debate

Musical Fight

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

Umbrella fight.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Chef's duel.

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

Department Battles

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

Boxer

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

'Don't make me come down there.'

'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'

'Fine, thank you. And how are you?'

'I'm getting sick and tired of people being so agreeable!'