Young Brawler Gifts

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Poetry debate

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Man fights with his shadow.

Umbrella fight.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

Bar bouncer resumes.

'And you said I couldn't get three words out of him.'

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

'Who gave you that black eye?'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

Cowboys in a Bar.

"Well, I live in a pigsty, so, unlike you, I don't really notice much change when my kids become teenagers..."