Brawler At Heart Gifts

'Don't make me come down there.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

Bar bouncer resumes.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Umbrella fight.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Executive Smackdown.

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

'I say, Addison