Elemental Brawler Gifts

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Poetry debate

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Musical Fight

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

'Elements' sports team

Umbrella fight.

How scientists classify the Elements vs how students classify the Elements.

Chef's duel.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

'I say, Addison

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Boxer

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

'Don't make me come down there.'

'Elements' team