Elemental Brawler Pillows

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Poetry debate

Musical Fight

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

Umbrella fight.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

How scientists classify the Elements vs how students classify the Elements.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'Elements' sports team

Chef's duel.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

'I say, Addison

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

"Why, I'd rip you in half if I didn't know you'd grow right back again."

Boxer

'Don't make me come down there.'