Playground Brawler Gifts

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Basketball

Imagination

"Better luck next time, kid."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The Charge of the Kids

I miss recess!

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Little boys

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Musical Fight

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Muscular Dad