Playground Baller Gifts

Basketball

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tree house.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Recess does things to a man."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Mood Swings.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Little boys

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Riding the statue.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Children and technolohgy

"This is where I come to unwind."

Boys in the cloakroom.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Bottle tossing

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'War is heck!'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

"It was a professional hit..."

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'