Playground Baller Gifts

Basketball

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tree house.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Mood Swings.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Little boys

Riding the statue.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Children and technolohgy

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Boys in the cloakroom.

"This is where I come to unwind."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Bottle tossing

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

'War is heck!'

"It was a professional hit..."

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'