Board Game Brawler Gifts

Chess Trainer

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Musical Fight

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

The merger has been called off

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'Take it outside!'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Who you calling a candya**?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

Chef's duel.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'It's bad enough losing to a takeover bid, but when it's your wife who takes over....'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

Department Battles

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'As for Perkins, his position with the company is precarious at best.'