Board Game Brawler Pillows

Chess Trainer

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Musical Fight

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

The merger has been called off

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Take it outside!'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

Chef's duel.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

Department Battles

"Let's combine forces and use your brain to help me get my car!"

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'It's bad enough losing to a takeover bid, but when it's your wife who takes over....'