Blackjack Brawler Gifts

"Come on, Lady. Who are you kiddin'? You're way over twenty-one."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Destination casinos...

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Musical Fight

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"I can't even deal."

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Hit me.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Doesn't the book say I'm supposed to hit on a ten?'

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

Piñata Blackjack

Chess Trainer

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Something about this doesn't seem right--we found the king, face down, in the river.'