Blackjack Player Gifts

'Something about this doesn't seem right--we found the king, face down, in the river.'

'I have a hunch the dealer's gonna bust. I'm taking a card.'

Blackjack Shuffle

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Dog in casino.

Cheating Death.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Destination casinos...

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Chick Billiard Ball

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Banjo Player

"Cheater!"

"I can't even deal."

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Hit me.