Blackjack Player Pillows

'Something about this doesn't seem right--we found the king, face down, in the river.'

'I have a hunch the dealer's gonna bust. I'm taking a card.'

Blackjack Shuffle

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

Peel poker.

Cheating Death.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Destination casinos...

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'I'm all in.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Chick Billiard Ball

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Cheater!"

Banjo Player

"I can't even deal."