Blackjack Buff Pillows

'How about a game of cards?'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'Doesn't the book say I'm supposed to hit on a ten?'

'Yeah, just like the ad said - they have more blackjack tables than any other casino.'

Destination casinos...

"I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave sir. The management suspects you of counting cards."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Playing cards.

'Is the water cold?'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

A day at the races

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Like, Real Gone...

Snooker.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Banjo Player

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'