Blackjack Buff Prints

'How about a game of cards?'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'Doesn't the book say I'm supposed to hit on a ten?'

'Yeah, just like the ad said - they have more blackjack tables than any other casino.'

Destination casinos...

"I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave sir. The management suspects you of counting cards."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Is the water cold?'

Playing cards.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

A day at the races

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Snooker.

Ouija Bored

Like, Real Gone...

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"You don't need English on every shot."