Blackjack Dealer Prints

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

"I can't even deal."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Destination casinos...

General Motors.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Doctor's poker.

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'