Blackjack Strategist Prints

'He kept on touching his cards with both hands.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Funky Facts: Football.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Destination casinos...

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

Solitaire card shark.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

Battleship Bingo Night.

Pawn Stars

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Spike Milligan