Gambling Strategist Prints

"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'I don't like to take chances.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"It's lotto fever."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Unnatural Selection.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"