Blackjack Enthusiast Gifts

Hit me.

'I'm afraid I have bad news. My training instructs me to always split eights.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"I can't even deal."

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Peel poker.

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Bingo night.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Slug roulette

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Playing cards.

"Botox."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Sailor's Poker.