Blackjack Enthusiast Gifts

Hit me.

'I'm afraid I have bad news. My training instructs me to always split eights.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

"I can't even deal."

Dogs and their thoughts

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Bingo night.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Botox."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Sailor's Poker.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Tonto Casino.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'