Blackjack Strategists Gifts

"When you're playing twenty-one and you have seventeen, do you sit tight or do you take a card?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Funky Facts: Football.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Destination casinos...

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

Solitaire card shark.

Battleship Bingo Night.

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

Pawn Stars

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Spike Milligan