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"When you're playing twenty-one and you have seventeen, do you sit tight or do you take a card?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Sweep the board.

Funky Facts: Football.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Destination casinos...

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

Syria

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