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'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Destination casinos...

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Musical Fight

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"I can't even deal."

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Hit me.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'Sir, would you please come with us?'

'Doesn't the book say I'm supposed to hit on a ten?'

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

Chess Trainer

'Something about this doesn't seem right--we found the king, face down, in the river.'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'