Sports Brawler Gifts

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'

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"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Poetry debate

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Umbrella fight.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

Chess Trainer

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Executive Smackdown.

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

Players from both teams charge into the seats and grab the belligerent fan.