Bull Market Brawler Gifts

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'Time to buy.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Stock market books.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

The Bullish World

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Learning from economics

Why stocks go up forever.

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

Stock market recession strategy.

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."