Bull Market Rider Gifts

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

The day the stock market went UP.

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Stock market books.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

The Bullish World

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Stock market recession strategy.

Learning from economics

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

Why stocks go up forever.

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

Man shaking hands with a bull

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

Space Hopper Rodeo