Mechanical Bull Rider Gifts

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Running of the bulls after-party

Space Hopper Rodeo

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

"This judge hates red ties."

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

'We're almost fully automated now.'

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

"I don't think we've time for a risk-reward analysis."

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

Corona Meets Wall St.