Mechanical Bull Riding Gifts

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Stock market books.

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

"This time, she went too far."

Man shaking hands with a bull

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

Space Hopper Rodeo

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

'And people think the running of the bulls is dangerous here in Spain.'

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.

Corona Meets Wall St.