Market Bull Gifts

Stock market books.

The day the stock market went UP.

Stock market investment advice

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

The Bullish World

Stock market ups and downs.

Why stocks go up forever.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

Stock market recession strategy.

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

Learning from economics

The Return of Guarded Optimism

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Every time I want to buy a company, you tell me I own it already.'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Growth from traditional banks