Market Bull Gifts

Stock market books.

The day the stock market went UP.

Stock market investment advice

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

The Bullish World

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

Stock market ups and downs.

Stock market recession strategy.

Why stocks go up forever.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Learning from economics

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

The Return of Guarded Optimism

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Every time I want to buy a company, you tell me I own it already.'

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Growth from traditional banks

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'Freddie, the Little Merger Mogul, didn't expect to have a monopoly right away...'