Bull Market Follower Gifts

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

The day the stock market went UP.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

Shares Nosedive

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Stock market books.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The euro as a monster

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

The Bullish World

Wall Street Down

Why stocks go up forever.

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

Illuminating agricultural production

Learning from economics

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Stock market recession strategy.

The Return of Guarded Optimism

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'