Bull Market Follower Gifts

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

The day the stock market went UP.

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Shares Nosedive

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Stock market books.

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The Bullish World

Wall Street Down

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Learning from economics

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

Stock market recession strategy.

Why stocks go up forever.

Illuminating agricultural production

The Return of Guarded Optimism

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'