Bull Market Watcher Gifts

Three great regrets in music and stocks.

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

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World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The recession is over, again.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Jumping Wall Street.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Chinese stock market

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Standard And P****d.

Travel looks strong!

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

Chinese Stock Market Crash

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'