Playground Hustler Gifts

"Better luck next time, kid."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Tree house.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"First snowman?"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Imagination

Children playing football.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The Charge of the Kids

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

I miss recess!

A boy with a football

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Little boys

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.