Playground Hustler Gifts

"Better luck next time, kid."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Tree house.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children playing football.

Imagination

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The Charge of the Kids

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

I miss recess!

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Little boys

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.