Pool Hustler Gifts

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Marigold gets on awfully well with the locals."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

Chick Billiard Ball

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Hands off my IP

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Shark in the swimming pool.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.