Breakfast Brawler Gifts

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Another Rookie Mistake

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Curry for Breakfast.

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

More New Cereals For Kids

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

The rally driver's breakfast

Try our bottomless cup of coffee!

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Knights of the Coffee Table

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.