Breakfast Battler Gifts

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

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"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Devilled Eggs

Big Burgers.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Hey, milk!'

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

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Parkour Breakfast

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Have you seen this toaster?