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Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Big Burgers.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Devilled Eggs

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Parkour Breakfast

'Hey, milk!'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Have you seen this toaster?

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Another Rookie Mistake

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'