Brunch Battlers Gifts

Knights of the Coffee Table

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Big Burgers.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

All Day Deals!

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Lady has a coffee break.

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

And this is one we made earlier.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

'Do you want flies with that?'

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

When chooks fall on hard times...'poached, scrambled, boiled or fried?'