Brunch Battlers Prints

Knights of the Coffee Table

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Big Burgers.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

All Day Deals!

Lady has a coffee break.

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

And this is one we made earlier.

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

'Do you want flies with that?'

The only two things I never eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

When chooks fall on hard times...'poached, scrambled, boiled or fried?'