Broccoli Battler Gifts

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Heat and Food Poisoning

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

Knights of the Coffee Table

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

'She's a vegetarian.'

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

Builder adjusting a wall.

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."