Broccoli Buff Gifts

'She's a vegetarian.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Baking

Cheese

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

Plant Lady

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Cover story: Plant World.

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"Always eat your broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Spider Clown.

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"Your mother said that you needed a roll model."

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."