Broccoli Gifts

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A young Don King

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The discovery of electricity...

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Pan Extension Chord

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."