Broccoli Enthusiast Gifts

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

Polar opposites.

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Power breakfast.

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Pea

Gullib-Os

'Needs more kale.'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Not here, Fred.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Forbidden Vegetable

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."