Broccoli Aversionist Gifts

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"Always eat your broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'You wish, Timmy.'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Eat your vegetables

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'