Broccoli Skeptics Gifts

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'