Broccoli Enthusiasts Gifts

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'Needs more kale.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'Not here, Fred.'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

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"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'You wish, Timmy.'

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Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

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'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Rudy, do you remember when I experimented with genetically engineered produce? Yeah. And I created an enormous evil zucchini. Yep. Why? No reason. Do you have a 12-foot paring knife? Uh-oh. Huge carrot! Run!

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

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It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

"Sorry, I don't date older men."