Broccoli Lover Gifts

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Advocado

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'He's all eyes!'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Grocery Shopping

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"