Broccoli Lovers Gifts

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'You wish, Timmy.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"But is it Organic?"

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"