I will eat my greens for you (today!)
Broccoli Fan Gifts
Looking for a playful way to show your passion for all things broccoli? Our quirky collection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, making every day a celebration of your favorite vegetable. Whether you're a dedicated veggie enthusiast or want to surprise a fellow broccoli lover, these items add a dash of humor and creativity to your everyday essentials.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."
"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"
"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."
"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."
'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'
"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"
"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."
Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!
"Always eat your broccoli."
'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'
"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"
Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!
'You wish, Timmy.'
Picasso paints AND eats like a child!
"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED
'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'
Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.
If I have to "wake up and smell the coffee" one more time, I feel I shall go mad. Would you like to smell my cereal?
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'
Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.
Most of the vegetables cried at the Onions wedding.
Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.
He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.
Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.
Broccoli Fan Gifts Collection
Broccoli Fan Mugs
Looking for more veggie humor? Check out our broccoli mug collection for a fun and functional way to celebrate your favorite vegetable.
Broccoli Fan Pillows
Snuggle up with a quirky broccoli pillow, blending comfort and vegetable passion in one cozy accessory.
Broccoli Fan Prints
Decorate your space with our lively broccoli prints—ideal for food fans who want a splash of humor and color in their home or office.
Broccoli Fan T-Shirts
Discover our playful broccoli t-shirts—perfect for showing off your green love with humor and style.