Broccoli Fan Pillows

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"Always eat your broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'You wish, Timmy.'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

If I have to "wake up and smell the coffee" one more time, I feel I shall go mad. Would you like to smell my cereal?

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

Most of the vegetables cried at the Onions wedding.

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.