Broccoli Skeptic Gifts

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'