Broccoli Despiser Gifts

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

Polar opposites.